Pizzaman loving a babysitter

6.20 - The Man Who Would Be King

cockarotto:

36 out of 50 snapchats that I get usually relate to people pooping/talking about pooping/thinking about pooping/people actually pooping

do YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HEre?

Clearly you’re the poop therapist

This will be my reunion with all my home friends this summer.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

(Source: sammyshero)

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

rated-ncc1701:

[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

broadway-is-my-home:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

thekingofhell:

fangirl challenge: ten tv shows → Supernatural

The grand story. And we ripped up the ending and the rules…And destiny…leaving nothing but freedom and choice.

sherlock-is-twerking:

fandomize-the-nation:

don’t worry. he’s a professional.

he’s fucking adorable is what he is